Vote for me

Just felt like posting an old scribble( 3rd August 2007)

Have you heard of the words megalomaniac, super -pseud, snob, and egocentric? Well, in all humility I am all that and much more as soon you will agree.

Please remember my candidature in case you hear about any contest or opinion poll for determining ‘the megalomaniac of the year’ or anything similar.

In proof of my eligibility, I humbly submit a sample of my thoughts, every word of which is my original and straight from my heart (and super inflated ego).

1. I wonder at the capacity of the humanity (99% of which comprises idiots) which finds most invisible and highly absurd reasons thanks to which they are miserable to their heart’s content and blabber about their misfortune all their lives without any gumption!

2. The humanity (99% of course) possess IQ levels a fraction more than the animal kingdom which robs them of their just happiness. The animals flow with nature, look contented, just do their job and die for nature. I cannot see the end of the tunnel for the stupid humanity as they need at least 4 times their current IQ levels to reach anywhere near Buddhas ,Socrateses and at least Einstiens who used their brains to be happy for themselves and make the world around them happy.

3. People queue up and walk, both grudgingly and excitedly, towards the ditch much like the lemmings of the popular pc game. I see the ditch and try to warn them and I am eccentric! When they fall in the ditch, burn their fingers and bruise their bottoms, they ostracize me for not being part of the society!

4. People’s faces remind me of monkeys, dogs, sheep and donkeys in the order of ascending acceptability. What else can you make of the females who watch soap and males who watch soccer on the idiot box? People who ruin their health to make money and then realize they cannot buy back their health with all the money they have earned? People who wear themselves out to leave a fortune to their children only to be spat on their faces by the very same children?

5. I cannot figure out why the human evolution is getting retrograde since about 5 centuries. If you feel computers, airplanes, cell phones and cars are signs of evolution, it confirms my point that you are one of my 99%.

6. Is not the main page of any daily newspaper proof enough that this generation is barbaric and the Homo sapiens should have stayed on their four legs for a few more millennia? The Creator must be dying of self pity thinking why He created such magnificent and beautiful things for these idiots who do not even bother to give one single look towards the beauty around?

7. How many of these nincompoops know they are running restlessly and helter-skelter and how fewer still face the question what is it that they are running after?

8. Few minutes of the proceedings at parliament of any country suffice to drive home the point that it seats only idiot-crooks who represent the countrywide idiots who elected them.

9. My unpaid profession all my life has been chimpanzee -training. I admit I hardly met with any success in my self-chosen job. I am yet to come across a human being.

10. This planet is a dust bin of rejected human specimens of another planet. I am the only exception.

TAT TWAM ASI

the call of the cosmic

Nobody knows why and when things happen the way they happen.
But evey single electron of this creation is in one way or the other participates and is affected by each happening past and present.
As I write this now,I am aware of the multiplicity of factors that are going to make this writing a reality.Certainly this must have a profound purpose.
It will be a lot of fun and festivity as the purpose unfolds itself in the near future-to me and
numerous others.
I look forward in awe and anticipation - without missing the beauty of this very moment!